LiFe iS aLL AbOuT HaPpiNesS

Miss Q-mar Singapore Transwoman Personality Show

2009-10-05T23:12:00.002+08:00

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Inspirational..

2009-06-27T01:27:00.002+08:00

A great video to share...

Must WATCH!

Lets us all be STRONG my friend! =)

Ang Mo Knee!!!

2009-06-26T17:43:00.002+08:00

Funny short clip from 幸福万岁.

4D

2009-06-08T20:30:00.001+08:00

我没有买~

我真的没有买~~~

Left 4 Dead - Hakka Version!

2009-06-05T16:21:00.007+08:00

Maybe u should watch the original version 1st to know abt this Game. Then u go for the hakka version.

Original Version

Enjoy...

Hakka Version

WAT THE...

Damn these ppl come out wif this video clip make me ROFL...
I heard these few budak make the video during the class gok.

Just 4 Laugh...

p/s: I'm sorry if the content is too rude for u

New Services!

2009-05-24T01:22:00.005+08:00

STRESS from Economy Crisis!!?

STRESS from Work!!?

STRESS from Parent!!?

STRESS from Studies?!!

STRESS from ... etc...

Life is full of STRESS!

Let me help you! STRESS Free!

Here by I'm offering you my professional service to help u all release stress.

花钱求打 (Pay To Beg For Beating)

Wow nice, from the newspaper, it says get beating is a awesome way to release stress! A lot of ppl at China goes for this kind of method to release stress!

So anyone wanna pay me to beat u? LoL

Love Story meets VIVA LA VIDA !!!

2009-05-11T00:01:00.007+08:00

You Know...

Love Story by Taylor Swift

You Also Know...

Viva La Vida by Coldplay

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Now What Happen When...

Love Story meets Viva La Vida !!??!

Damn Superb Awesome!

p/s: Thx Siang for intro such a SHEP song!

Virus Attack!

2009-05-03T01:04:00.009+08:00

Have u notice that lately that alot of user's pc got attack by virus?

Especially msn users and the result of it, they randomly send ~~Porno~~ Ads to everyone in their msn contact list. Not only msn okie, friendster too!

I got prove. Let me proudly show u. Wah hahaha...

#1. See what comment did the mm send me!!!
*Drooling*

#2. Msn Span

#3. Msn spam

#4. Msn spam

Wait wait... after viewing 3 msn screenshot, u all must be starting to get curious abt that Chong dude. No la, that Chong dude not Jojo! Sure not him one, He is Johnny... not Johny. Although he is vr hiao, dl all sort of blue blue stuff but he is smart enough not to get his ass kick by the virus.

I got prove he is hiao k. No simply say one. He proudly announce him self hiao in his blog. He also taken pervert quiz in facebook and proven he damn hiao. Congratulation Jojo!

The virus which attack this Chong dude vr keng ler. Spam 5 or maybe MORE ~~Porno Related~~ advertisment in 15min.

Man, that's turning ppl Sexcited! *Drool* Annoying!

Okie, so how to avoid ur comp from virus?

Install & Update your anti virus.
Do not go to blue blue & yellow yellow site!
If u insist, pls do get consult from ~~Jojo~~ Pro. He will teach u how to entertain without getting ur ass kick by virus!
Avoid clicking random link your friends send u through mail, msn, Social Networks, etc...
Eg. Click me to see me get naked!
Eg. Hei, this is my latest picture. Accept my files!
Eg. I'm horny.
Etc...

The above 3 tips should be enough to get u out of trouble. I know its simple, but ppl still get conned! -_-"

Okey but sometime is really not your fault to be blame, bcos u are sharing your comp with few users. So dun feel bad for your self k. hahaha...

My PC got virus and what should I do??!
Dun worry, just reformat it. Ask your friend or servicing center to format your pc.

If u dont trust your friend's or cervicing center's skill. You can always count on me! Just give me a email or drop msg at my chatterbox. I'll respond to u asap.

Oh last thing, pls do let your friend know if anything suspicious like virus attack happen. Most of the time your friend wont know his / her msn is spamming Ads to other contact. That's not busybody but u are just trying to help. hahaha...

Taxi Driver Caught In Action!

2009-04-21T20:47:00.011+08:00

Wow! I'm impress by how skilled the paparazzi is. Professional really different, can take pic which other cant. LoL...

No offend to all taxi driver out there. What i mean is not all taxi driver are rude like that. So far, i only encounter 1 taxi driver which is so rude that i can remember him till now. Wow... I'm impress with how good my memory is since i cant event recall most of the incident happen during Secondary scl if compare to cb Jui.

This insident when i'm small, maybe primary i think. That time during end of scl break, together with my mum we come back to kch from my hometown which is sarikei. We decided to take a cab. Then this damn driver scold us "Suku" in hokien for bringing alot of luggage. Mai i cant forget his mean dog eye i mean "狗眼看人低" eye. LoL... Damn him. That time i was moving from hometown to kuching, sure alot of stuff to bring la. I even help him move the stuff to the back of the car, not been greatfull yet insult me by saying me suku gok. His word deeply hurt my innocent & naive heart. LoL... ~~Maybe i'm been exaggerate.~~

That is the taxi driver i meet in Kuching la. I dunno about other state in Malaysia. So far beside that dog eye taxi, all other taxi driver i meet are friendly and nice. They talk abt the weather, talk abt ppl, ~~talk abt sexy gals~~ anything as long u want to have a conversation with them.

Wah finally express out from my heart. No more hard feeling liao. hehehe... Thx for reading all the crap in this entry. hahaha...

Lie To Me updated till Ep 9

2009-04-12T15:24:00.002+08:00

Episode 8 & 9

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Lie To Me updated till Ep 7

2009-03-19T23:09:00.001+08:00

Episode 7

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初恋女生

2009-03-15T02:33:00.006+08:00

Found this cutie + HaPpY song, it make me feel relax =)
Maybe you already know the song but if you not, must give it a try!

Enjoy ^^

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郑源 - 初恋女生

认识你好多天
我天天思念
虽然你只是胖了那么一点点
你那所有的快乐和天真的笑脸
时时刻刻停留在我脑海里面

火辣辣的夏天
恋爱的时间
好不容易约了你再见面
毕竟是我的初恋
害羞难免有一点
我要把握这个机会LOVE YOU LOVE YOU

你是可爱的女生迷人的女生
你的出现让我夜里唱十遍
终于等到这一天
能约你再见面
才发现我爱你爱的那么明显

可爱的女生你美的象天仙
你的出现给了我一片天
我要向着全世界大大声说
爱你爱你爱你爱你直到永远

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Complete Song
Download the whole song
Link 1 Here
Link 2 Here

Ringtone
Download the ringtone
Link 1 Here
Link 2 Here

p/s: Let me know if the download links don't work =)

Lie To Me updated till Ep 6

2009-03-13T20:16:00.001+08:00

Episode 6

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Lie To Me updated till Ep 5

2009-03-07T12:50:00.003+08:00

Episode 5

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Rabbit Vs Snake

2009-03-06T00:07:00.004+08:00

Yo everybody... before you play the video clip...

lets place your bet now! Which creature will win?

If i were u... of cause, i'll go for the Snake!

Defenately! No Doubt!

lai lai lai... 买定离手!!!

Is that really a rabbit?!!?!

Debuging my blog! Debuted =)

2009-02-23T23:36:00.003+08:00

~~My blog have problem viewing through IE for quiet some time... Ie cant view my layout / gadget which i add properly while Firefox work fine. Any1 know how to solve this problem??~~

p/s: Tq for all who help me =)

Lie To Me updated till Ep 4

2009-02-22T01:50:00.003+08:00

Episode 4
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Chap Goh Meh 2009!

2009-02-09T15:14:00.007+08:00

Yes last day of CNY 2009 but the spirit of CNY always be with me. hahaha...

Btw I did some reading on newspaper just now and one of the highlights of the night will be the tossing of mandarin oranges. I know that's nothing new but wait till i see this...

"Guys toss bananas on Chap Goh Meh these days!"

Oh holy crap! I finally have something to do tonight. I'll load my cars with lots of banana and tossing bananas like a naughty monkey at the gals leaving telephone number on the banana. lmao~~

I think my idea is good. Yea at least better than u throw the oranges or bananas down the lake.

Okie cut the crap... here are some random photo taken during CNY!

1. Gathering at the Bing!

Wow Jojo so putih and handsome~~

2. Wah guess who is getting married soon :þ

hope u always xing fu sistar!

3. Jojo + Siok

Jenjen dun cubit jojo tenlinga for he take pic wif other gal without your permision :p

4. Me + Siok

I love taking picture wif mm!

5. Me + MeiTing

I love taking picture wif mm!

6. Cute Ping Ping!

so cute this one :p

7. Jui + Fui

Got drunk and high??!

8. Two pink gays

Omg 2 pink gays molesting each other. Omg jenjen's handbag is on one of the gay.

9. Jojo @ superstar house

Supper obsese with the superstar that he even prepare a boque of flower for her =)

10. SuperStar!

Wow superstar in ACTION!

Oh b4 i forget... Sorry for those fren which want to come my house and I was away and for those friends which i didnt manage to visit during this CNY. Cheer buddy... Lets go for drink when free. No worry!

I'm having a wonderful time during this CNY! Hope u all are same too! HaPpY Chap Goh Meh all ^^

Lie To Me (Update Till ep 9)

2009-02-03T18:24:00.010+08:00

HaPpY Chinese "Niu" Year 2009

2009-01-26T00:40:00.009+08:00

Yesss~ Got my self a new CNY toy! This little Cutie Ox is hanging in my car now. Hope to get more interesting pic & ~~hanging around with many pretty mm~~ during this CNY to share with u all.

According to YP's Blog, moo moo or Ox is vr powerful one. The Ox is a powerful Chinese Horoscope sign which symbolizes wealth and prosperity. This mean this year we Huat liao la... FEAR NOT to economy rescission as the Ox will bring wealth and prosperity to us! hahaha...

My moo moo cute nia =)

Wealth and prosperity indeed important but dont forget HaPpInEsS & Health! In this year lets push the reset button and start a new year!

HaPpY here wish u all have a HaPpY & Prosperity year!

Huat ah~~! Gong Xi Fatt Chai!

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Additional from Rav!

Rav says:
cny must eat taufu
Rav says:
so got "fu"
Rav says:
in foochow
Rav says:
tau wu
Rav says:
wu = got
Rav says:
after eat, this year "GOT"
Rav says:
got money
Rav says:
got happiness
Wilson says:
hahahaha
Rav says:
got good health
Rav says:
wow
Rav says:
hao xiao
Wilson says:
hao xiao chin la
Rav says:
so i sa tau wu

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p/s: so every1 remember sa more ~~mm's~~ TauFu this year!

HaPpY 2009!

2009-01-01T18:16:00.002+08:00

☆╭┐┌╮☆°．﹒

╭┘└┘└╮∴°☆°

└┐．．┌┘───╮∴°

╭┴──┤HAPPY ├╮

│ｏ　ｏ│牛YEAR │●°

╰┬──╯　　 │ ∴°﹒

☆ ˍ|ˍ/ˍˍˍˍˍ/∴☆

祝2009年心想事成

Happy New Year ~ Blessed 2009

P/s: Yes... MOo MoO year is coming vr soon!

Wan Wan Emo~~~

2008-12-05T23:45:00.002+08:00

Now everyone can use the new Wan Wan emoticon at the chatterbox!

Enjoy ^^

Life

2008-11-29T11:44:00.004+08:00

Receive this email from mui mui

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God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..........
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... .........
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Finally God created man ...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... .........

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????

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P/s : Just a Joke =)

Pasta Day

2008-11-29T09:49:00.005+08:00

some of the important ingredient =)

It has been almost a month since i last blog. What to do... ~~everyday reach home after work is already 10.30pm~~ Lazyness own my ass. Sorry for all the reader which always come back for my blog and end up for disappointment. Sorry & Thank You =)

Okie... This month is my home alone period again. So i need to do everything my self like washing the cloth, keep the house clean, watering the plant, cooking for my self~~~ I keep the house so clean and tidy that I shy to invite mm to my house. LoL...

Wait wait... so i mention about COOKING! Yeah parent not around so i just cant eat maggie mee for the whole month again like last year so I decide to cook pasta which is something easier for rookies like me. I did search over the net for simple pasta recipe but the easier way still invite the pro chef over to my house and do the live demo. I can learn much more easier tat way =)

Okie lai let me show u some random pic of the process =)

Introducing the chef of the nite
Chef: lai pour in some milk to cook the sauce.

Chef: mai let me show u my 2 handed skill.
cook both Fusilli and sauce 2gether.

Chef: add some raw sausage & mushroom into the sauce, can add capsicum will be better!

Chef: add some cheese slice according to ya taste.

Chef: okie now pour the sauce into the Fucilli and is ready to eat.

Yuuuuummiliciouuuus!

哪些星座男生，女生越兇他越愛？

2008-11-05T21:48:00.010+08:00

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第五名：雙魚座
雙魚座的男生個性比想像中還要理性而且很務實，如果女生個性有主見會讓雙魚男很有安全感，更重要的是他有自信可以用柔情似水的手段征服女生。

第四名：天蠍座
天蠍男知道自己有人性的弱點，因為通常都是他教訓別人多一點，所以當他犯錯的時候就希望能有一個人出來指責他，所以女生對天蠍男越兇，天蠍男反而更佩服！

第三名：水瓶座
水瓶座男生很懂得如何「置身事外」，當女生在罵他的時候，非但不會生氣而且還可以站在第三者的角度來看事情，女生越是罵得兇，水瓶男越覺得可愛！

第二名：處女座
處女座的男生個性溫柔而且不喜歡別人對他太好，女生越是讓他應付不來，處女男反而會非常的忠誠，簡單來說處女座有一點潛藏的被虐待狂傾向！

第一名：雙子座
其實雙子座還滿欣賞有個性的女生而且他包容度很大，只要對方是他喜歡的女生即使女方個性再潑辣，他也能用欣賞的角度去看待。

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Male Horoscope which love ~~GANAS~~ Fierce MM!

No 5 : Pisces

No 4 : Scorpio

No 3 : Aquarius

No 2 : Virgo

No 1 : Gemini

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Random horoscope article i found on the net! At first was Laughing So Loud at Jojo bcos his star was listed as Top 4...

but...

wtf, i'm Top 2!

Which MM dare ~~GANAS~~ 兇 Me i 翻脸 wif u! WARNING to all MMs! LoL~~~

2009 Calender + Holidays

2008-10-26T21:16:00.007+08:00

2009 Calender! A very useful tool for those which want to plan something ahead.

Hehe... I'm planning for vacation trip during next year Gawai! Any suggestion on where to go guys? Hmm... currently got few place in mind like China, Thai, Bali. Planning for backpacking vacation. Any1 wanna join just leave a comment! Hopefully we can plan things out =)

Funny Advert

2008-10-19T14:39:00.002+08:00

Few day back at the office...

I receive this video clip from a friend... Enjoy!

Moral of the story:
~~Act stupid and dunno wat happen when u did something wrong~~
Check b4 u action! =)

Daniel Powter - Next Plane Home

2008-10-09T23:10:00.007+08:00

Shep this song since the 1st time i listen to it.

The song... i just cant describe it... it make me feel ~~Kimochi~~ Relax and Good everytime i listen to it! Yes! I feel ~~Kimochi~~ GoooooooooD~~~!

Like the MV vr much too! Especially the ~~part where Daniel Powter goes whoah whoah~~~~~ plane flying in the sky... creating lovely smoke... LoL...

Cute Heart Shape!

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Lyric

I woke up early to baby blue eyes from the afar whoah whoah
and when the sun comes through and lights you like the angel you are whoah whoah
I know I do you wrong when I’m with you I’ve been gone

With every season change, it looks the same (november to june) whoah whoah
And dont these empty streets skip a beat the flowers dont bloom whoah whoah

I can’t believe I missed your birthday again
and I wanna come back but I just don’t know when now

And I’m so lonely your not here with me
That’s why I’m gonna be on the next plane home

The road that never ends around the bend I see your smile whoah whoah
I’d swim across the sea to be with you for a while whoah whoah
cos I’m made a life would be gone
now the way that I feel I just don’t belong

And I’m so lonely you’re not here with me
thats why I’m gonna be on the next plane home
And you’re you’re the only face I wanna see
thats why I’m gonna be on the next plane home

Stand around try to make every moment
and be somebody yeah anybody
it seems the whole world is taking me over
I need somebody to help me get back to it

and I’ve always been a million miles away
but things are gonna change
I just wanna come home

And you’re you’re the only face I wanna see
thats why I gonna be on the next plane home
yeah I’m taking the next plane home
Now I’m getting the next plane home
Now I’m taking the next plane home

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Finally can be 2gether wif the love one =)

HaPpP's BiRtHd@y 2008

2008-10-05T19:09:00.005+08:00

HaPpY Bd@y to my self! LoL...

This entry suppose to be posted earlier but laziness own my ass again. Wah hahaha... maybe there is other reason ~~like the cake issues~~ for the blame... LoL... I will try to keep this entry short... and show some random photos.

That nite we headed to a local cafe call "~~Two Kuns~~ Two Banana" for the celebration. That nite is actually Rav's Bday but since my Bday is on the next day so we celebrate 2gether.

JenJen help to setup the ~~Mystery~~ cake.

We are so HaPpY tat nite. After the meal we ask the waitress to bring out the cake for our desert. Wow... Look at Rav! He is so touch till cant control his emotion. That's all right buddy. That's what we "DO" for our buddies.

Rav burst into tears of ~~JOI~~ Joy!

Rav come out from washroom after COL (Cry Out Loud)

Okie then the following day is Monday. I got no holiday on my BD@y. What to do... ~~I'm not agong ba~~ Wah hahaha... Wah thanks to all my colleagues and students. We have KFC tat evening and another Cake!

Camwhore wif the cake -_-"

HaPpY Hour at the Pub drinking "Coke"

Thanks to all Friends & Families with the cakes and present! I receive alot of BD@y comment on my Friendster & Blog too. Thanks! I'll show some special one... those present which not posted here not mean i dont like it... just that i didnt have the picture ready. LoL...

This Shinigami budak from Notebook Station...

wow... Fresh Cream Wishes

Random Present... 80% of the gift all need to travel by "AIR"

If u look at the watch, u will notice there is a Warning tag! After reading the warning msg and i put on the watch. No Damage done on me... ~~I guess I cant deny that i'm one of the handsome after all~~ Wah kekekeke...

LoL... okie i lied. I edit it =p

This shoes i bought it my self. I covert some of the ang pow money into the shoes. Wah kekeke...

Shep Shoes...

Selamat Hari Raya 2008

2008-10-01T17:01:00.002+08:00

Simple Greeting to all my friends... and all the muslim out there!

Selamat Hari Raya & HaPpIneSs always be with u all =)

China Scandals!

2008-09-25T00:03:00.003+08:00

Lately I've been receiving a lot of sms on China Milk Scandals... i think it's a serious issue and important so instead of forward the sms i put it here so more ppl can see...

The following items have been recalled due to China's milk scandal.

M&M's,

Snickers,

Mentos,

Yogurt Bottle,

Dove Choc,

Oreo Wafer Sticks,

Monmilk,

Dutchlady sterilised Milk,

Wall's all Natural Mango,

Mini Poppers Ice Cream,

Magnum Ice Cream,

Moosandwich Ice Cream,

Mini Cornetto

Youcan Ice Cream.

If you have any of these items at home. DONT eat them.

Wait wait...

Got news saying my favourite candy got banned too! T_T
This candy is call White Rabbit Candy. I call it PlayBoy Candy. LoL...

Bunnie de candy cant eat anymore =(

Wait wait...

There is more...

This early morning i receive a sms from my Bad Da Ge from Singapore. He told us...
Direct taken from Jojo's blog since he edi done the translation. LoL...

十万火急!警告!
Emergency!Warning!

如果最近你的朋友有找中国妹的话,
If your friends go for china chick or china hooker,

切记切记,
Please Please,

记得交代他们别去吸他们的奶,
Remember to warn them don't suck their breast,

因为...
Because...

中国的奶有毒.
China's milk was poisoned.

中秋节 2008 Part 2!

2008-09-24T02:20:00.006+08:00

Yes here come the Part 2!

If u are regular reader of My blog, u will find out that there is an entry on 中秋节 2008 Part 1...! The previous entry took part on Sat wif my colleague while this entry which took part on Sun wif my Buddies at his home!

Thanks to the warm invitation from Jojo, asking me and Rev over to his house and join his family for the festival! That nite we have steamboat for the dinner! Look at all the food on the pic! Candle Light steamboat la, dun play play. So romantic, now i know y all gals love Jojo so much! Muah hahaha...

Yummies ~~Raw Sausage~~

Wah all u can eat steamboat and yet u dun need to pay for it. It has been long time since I ate the Birdie Eggs! Wah i love it. Still remember while i was small, my mummy used to cook this birdie eggs 2gether wif corn soup. The taste is superb. I wonder y she dun cook for me now, maybe i'm been too naughty and not deserve to eat tat. LoL...

Okie after the dinner, we carry on with outdoors activity wif the children! Okie... Uncle Rev, Uncle Jojo and Auntie Jenjen do all they can to make the children HaPpY. Look at the ~~Hardcore~~ pic of planting a tree! Rav can grow a 6 foot tall tree in no time. Wah hahaha... Awesome!

Rav is working hard wif his magic tree!

p/s: omg is 3am in the morning... wondering y am i still awake -_-"

中秋节 2008 Part 1...

2008-09-20T14:53:00.009+08:00

Yo People! How's ya Mid-Autumn / Lantern / Mooncake Fest few week back? Hehehe... here is some picture taken by me during the fest =)

During the sat, i join my colleague and frens have some BBQ party. The party is tired but FUN so it's worth it after all. hehehe...

go buy mooncake... but still got time to camwhore in the car -_-"

After all the tiring preparation like buying food, cleaning up the place, this and that... Lets the music begin and the feeling is great~!

Okie here are some random picture... i cant put all pic in here bcos some of them are too paiseh to be exposed! LoL... Okie let me intro the leng zai and leng lui of the nite. This Chef below is still single so gals out there fast fast grab this guy home. Contact can get from me. Jejeje...

Intro Chef BBQ Master of the nite.

So HaPpY finall can "Berbuka Puasa"

leng luiz of the nitez...

Wah how can this mm get her hand on the food so fast. I baru finish cuci hand and she is ready for eat. So unfair chin la... LoL... just jk! Okie here come my foood! I'm too hungry tat i cant wait to take pic 1st and direct have a bite at the ~~RAW~~ Hot Dog!

Curry + Bi Hoon + Hot Dog + HaPpY Drink

Freestyle Chick Wing Eating ~~Competition and i'm the Champion!~~

Later late at the nite after the BBQ session i went to play some LAN game wif my buddies. Mai gu got ppl wanna rebut this comp wif me so i show them my ganas face.

Diuz... get ur ass out of here & DUN TOUCH My Milk!

U have to go over this bloggie to find out what it's mean by "DUN TOUCH MY MILK"

The picture below which posted by JenJen really scare the SHIT out of me. The baby is scarier than the Incredible Hulk. Maybe tat pic is her when she is a ~~Ganas~~ Baby. ~~Ganasnia JenJen!~~

JenJen: Dun Freaking Touch My Milk.

Baby ~~JenJen~~ Hulk: U wont like it when i'm ANGRY! Hulk Smash!

Hantu Berbisik...

2008-09-18T23:47:00.005+08:00

"Ghost Whisperer" BM Version...

LoL... i saw this ~~Touching Love Story~~ ghost story in some scl's magazine.

p/s: Click the picture if really want to read the story =)

Random Msn Chat...

2008-09-16T21:16:00.002+08:00

Wilson says:
lol xxxx ask wat reward for her to diet?

-JoJo- says:
from me?

Wilson says:
habah

-JoJo- says:
all you can eat at kfc
-JoJo- says:
/haha6

Wilson says:
lol then fat back ba
Wilson says:
motivate her wif all you can eat sushi...
Wilson says:
she sure si beh motivated

-JoJo- says:
ngaiti dat's why if she know she wont eat so many
-JoJo- says:
ok
-JoJo- says:
i provide wilson's raw sausage

Wilson says:
that i dunno provide kah?

-JoJo- says:
mana tau

Wilson says:
provide ya raw meatball la

-JoJo- says:
i dun hv
-JoJo- says:
/haha4

Wilson says:
what do u have?

-JoJo- says:
hmmmm
-JoJo- says:
u just tell her
-JoJo- says:
biu ko dont believe her anymore
-JoJo- says:
/haha6

Wilson says:
dun believe her can diet success kah?

-JoJo- says:
yea
-JoJo- says:
tell her dat nia
-JoJo- says:
/haha1
-JoJo- says:
from 4 years ago i hear she wanna diet until now
-JoJo- says:
jit du wont believe again
-JoJo- says:
/gg1

Wilson says:
okie...

p/s: This conversation had been alter to protect the identity and privacy issue. Thank You. Pls do not look for me if there is any casualties involve :p

Childhood Moon Legend...

2008-09-07T22:42:00.006+08:00

Few day ago while i was having my dinner with my colleagues... suddenly a colleague mention abt Moon Cutting The Ears... Wtf i burst into laughter bcos i almost forget abt this so call "legend".

So just now i go google to dig out some information. Guess wat i found... Wow seem like alot of ppl experience from this. Their ears all got cut by the moon b4. LoL... let me post the article i found here... but is in chinese. For those which cant understand chinese...there will be an english version below.

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月亮割耳朵？！

小时候，常听大人说，不能用手指月亮，如果谁指了月亮，月亮娘娘就会在晚上等你睡觉之后割你的耳朵。我不信，偏偏用手指，并在口里大声说：“月亮月亮我不怕，我和月亮打一架！”可是第二天清早，真的发现耳朵的耳廓背后的耳根处有血痂并有些疼痛。后来好了以后，我又试了一次，结果头天晚上还好好的耳朵第二天一早照样又起了血痂并有些疼痛。自那以后我就不敢用手指指月亮了。

每次耳根处起了血痂之后，又比较疼痛不好受，我就问妈妈怎么办？妈妈告诉我晚上月亮出来之后再向月亮娘娘赔礼认错，就会好的。我记得我第二天就一直盼着天快黑，月亮快出来。到晚上，等月亮出来了赶忙认错：月亮娘娘您大人不记小人过，我是小孩不懂事，多有得罪，请您大发慈悲，原谅我吧！下次再也不敢了！！一般这样过几天耳朵的“割伤”就自然好了。

后来长大了，想起这件事，又想起许多关于神秘现象的正反两个方面的观点与论证，当然很多神秘现象我没法去证实其真伪了，于是想到小时候这件“月亮割耳朵”的经历，总还是有些不服。于是，又想试试，结果我指了几次月亮，第二天耳朵却好好的。

Ears "Cut" by The Moon

This person in the article says, when he is small... The adult always told him not to point the finger at the moon. According to the adult, pointing at the moon with your finger will end up your ears got cut by the Moon Goddess. Then this small kid dun believe and pointing at the moon plus provoke the moon. The next day he wake up found out pain from the back of his ears plus got the traces of blood. He dun believe bcos he thought it's coincident so he try again when his ear recover and end up get the same result.

End up this kid beh tahan with the pain and ask his mummy what's the solution. His mummy told him ~~sing It's Too Late To~~ Apologize to the Moon Goddess. Then as soon he apologize, the next day his ears direct recover.

After many years, this kid finally grown up. He felt many enquiry and doubt abt the moon legend. He felt confuse and still wanna try if the moon still cuts his ears. After several pointing his ears are still fine.

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LoL... so when you are young... u heard the same leggend b4? U experience the "ear cut" b4? Hmm... i think i experience b4... LOL...

HaPpY Youtube Idol - 1

2008-09-05T02:27:00.005+08:00

Lately i damn shep with this song which i attach the original MV for every1 to enjoy. Then i'll post up other idol clip which related to the original MV.

Rihanna - Take A Bow

Take A Bow - By JenniferJChung

Comment: Wow she is awesome! Rihanna's music video 7m views but her video not bad also got 1.6m views... nice nice... funny somemore...

Take A Bow - By achynadoll

Comment: Damn kao Cute... She even bought the book "Singing For Dummies"...

Due to she over cute + funny + make me lmao... i go check out her other videos...

When you're gone - MV made by achynadoll

Comment: This video she made si beh kao lat... she know how to make her own video. Must take up alot of efford. Tumb Up... Plus si beh funny too. Must Watch! If u finish the mv, u will found out tat she got alot of Tongkat Ali Gingseng Chicken Soup For Soul de book la... wah liu!

Enjoy...!

HaPpY Youtube Idol

2008-09-05T00:46:00.008+08:00

Intro
Since lately got so many Idols program like American Idol, Canadian Idol, Malaysia Idol, Astro Idol... all ocipala type of idol also got. I here by decide to start up my own Idol entry... LoL... The purpose of this idol entry is not to criticize who and so on... I just feel like sharing something great & entertaining for every1 but maybe it will be boring since i pick according to my interest. LoL... Sorry abt that... haha.

1. What is HaPpY Youtube Idol?
Just random things which ppl post it at youtube.

2. What the video clip mainly about?
hmm mainly abt ppl singing, lip sync, anything they can do... i dunno... human always come up with something new, something unexpected, something weird... LoL...

3. Who can take part in the idol?
Anyone la... as long they can perform. This mean it can be human, animal, alien, or ghost... It's Open for all... LOL...

4. What make them Idol?
Hilarious, Funny, Entertaining, Humorous...

5. Who is the Judge?
ME LA... The Great HaPpY Guy... at least for now :p

6. Who will win the Idol Contest?
Basically every1 which got listed here are the winner... LoL... i dun want to criticize who win and why this and that... vr boring...

7. When will i post this entry?
Nah cant give a exact time as like some other blog... for example jojo the proud owner of si beh hiao blogger... ~~according to him guys must admit them self sibeh hiao~~ Wah hahaha... He posted the Cuci Mata Entries every Thursday just for the satisfaction of all his reader. How nice he is... Thanks to him we got something to cuci... hahaha...

China Book Exhibition @ Spring

2008-08-21T18:06:00.002+08:00

Lately i got this habit of buying books. I dunno about u all, some ppl will shop for shirts & dress, while some goes for big meal after they get their salary. While ppl i know, always go hunts for books like it's very cheap, one time can sapu many books.

They are so Kiasu... LoL... but 2nd though, KiaSu on reading books is not something bad afterall. So i start to pick up their ~~KiaSu~~ habits. I found out that humanbean is a very weird, spicies. Most of us wont appreciate what is given free. If ppl borrow u book, u sure wont go read one... if the book bought by ur self, still maybe u wont finish it but at least u will read a couple of few pages. LOL... Better than nothing la... Beside there are wide range of books like entertainment, understanding relationship, self motivation, business... and many more, i'm sure u will pick 1 which u find interest in.

Fuwa welcome u to Exhibition!

Uncle, Aunty, mui mui, didi... all read books...

Since Spring got Book Exhibition, me and my friends drop by to join the crowd. As expected, the exhibition is not large. So not much disappointment since i do not have high expectation on them. LoL...

Quantity is not important sometime, what's important is the quality. Although the scale is small, u can find most of the book u need there.

Crowd looking at the books.

Famous Tongkat Ali Ginseng Chicken Soup for Soul

Out of surprise, I found book which i want - "Tongkat Ali Ginseng Chicken Soup for my Soul". Once a ~~famous~~ feng sui guru(Rev) told me that guys only strong physically while mentally weak if compare to gals so i must take more Tongkat Ali Ginseng Chicken Soup to strengthen my Soul. LoL...

马到成功!

Beside books, there are few painting for sell too. I think the painting is awesome. Again the ~~famous~~ feng sui guru(Rev) told me that Chinese Zodiac Horse doesnt goes well wif Mice(me). According to him, they both beh ngam one. So if next time i start up a biz, u guys dun give me anything related to horse k. LoL...

Littering...

2008-08-19T21:46:00.002+08:00

Few day back, while i was driving... i suddenly spotted something...

Huh? What is that??! Lets take a closer look...

Empty Teh Bunga Box! Diuz who so bad after drink dunno throw away...

Gigit the straw till like tat some more... LoL...

Moral of the entry: Dun simply littering. Thanks =)

P/S: No offense to the person which did that :p

Month Of Ghost

2008-08-15T21:30:00.005+08:00

Today is momok's day. This event held every year at the month of July in Lunar calendar especially 15th of July is momok's big day. Every year Chinese has this culture to "celebrate" this special day wif the momok. I dunno the actual way to "celebrate" bcos my family dun preserf this culture.

I've gather some information from random ppl. Some are vr affraid of this month of momok. Usually they foya foya till late nite but during this month, they go to bed at 10pm. According to them, they affraid the momok will pay them a visit if they still awake. LoL... On other side, business person love the momok alot. They say momok can make them prosper... All story also got...

While some superstitious will think it is a bad sign if this happen...

Oh no my favorite key chain T_T

So what do u all think? My Jesus Key Chain break into 2 pieces today!

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For me... I just feel like want to say "Shyt tat's my favorite key chain". I'm using this key chain for many years... It is given to me as a Bday present from my bro.

Oh back to momok topic... i dun think any momok have to do wif my key chain and i dun believe in this superstitious. Momok where got so free go disturb u... ~~they also need go foya foya la... since they only have 1 hell of the month to enjoy.~~ LoL... Haiyo... key chain old liao ma, so spoild lo. Hehe... nvm look on the bright side... i can replace wif a new one =)

08.08.08 Beijing Olympic Fever!

2008-08-14T00:47:00.008+08:00

Beijing Olympic Logo!

What's HOT lately? Of cause Olempig la... even kindy kidz know that. When something Big happen like this Olympic, ppl can do all sort of crazy stuff. Even ah beng & ah liang wannabe use this opportunity to gain some extra income. How? Gamble on the events la... they are too pro. For all HaPpY's reader, i hope u all dun do that... here i list down few point not to do so:

1. Reader which read this blog is civilize, educated, plus cultural... so we dun gamble.

2. As mention above, we are good plus got moral so we defenately wont gamble on Sports as it's againts the Sports Spirit!

3. We are not PROS like ah beng & ah liang, they are vr Professional one. They got do homework one, analysis plus study on the statistic then calculate the propability and complicated mates to know which team will win and lost...

LoL...

Okie, lets cut the crap. Actually i found that the "ang gong" or "patung" or "Character" used in Olympic are very cute! So i deside to share the wallpaper i found with everyone =)

Before I proseed to the next and next and next wallpaper, let me tell u brief detail what i found on this "ang gong". The story behind this Olympic Character.

Seriously speaking, this so call "ang gong" is call mascots. One of the most important attractions of Beijing Olympics is the five mascots of the games. These mascots are according to the colors of the five Olympic rings and Fuwa is the official Mascot for Beijing Olympics.

Fuwa spreads the message of love, friendship, peace and also good wishes from China for all the children across the world. It communicates the playful qualities of five children who form a close group of friends. It also reflects the characteristics of the four popular animals in China, namely the fish, the Tibetan Antelope, the Panda and the Swallow. Lastly the Olympic flame forms the fifth and the last mascot in the group.

Okie, after the introduction... hopefully u get to know this "ang gong" better =)

Fuwa Beibei

Fuwa Jingjing

Fuwa Huanhuan

Fuwa Yingying

Fuwa Nini

P/S: Click image for larger version.

Life Intruction

2008-08-01T21:29:00.003+08:00

Formula to HaPpY Life

Easy...

Simple...

Positive...

I not only give u formula BUT Instructions as BONUS for All & Everyone. Very Easy and Simple Step.

Step 1: Have Fun!
I know life is difficult... so that's y need to take a break and go have fun wif family... friends... love one...

Step 2: Do Not Hurt Ppl Physically nor Mentally!
Alot of ppl got hurt him/her self yet go hurt other ppl some more... ~~DIU Fuck Off la!~~ I mean do not hurt ppl... but u can cheer ppl up =)

Step 3: Do Not Accept Defeat!
When u fail... U need to get your feet back onto the ground. Keep moving and one day u will achieve your goal.

Step 4: Strive to be HaPpY!

Do things that will make your life Meaningful + HaPpY! ^^

Positive Thinking

2008-07-22T23:51:00.007+08:00

Positive thinking is a mental attitude that admits into the mind thoughts, words and images that are conductive to growth, expansion and success. It is a mental attitude that expects good and favorable results.

Quote Of The Day!
"A positive mind anticipates happiness, joy, health and a successful outcome of every situation and action."

Okie so what I want to say is... All the things u done in the pass, yesterday, today, minutes ago which is so wrong, it doesn't matter anymore! It's okie to be SAD or EMO~~ING~~ for a while but this cant stay forever bcos it's POINTLESS. Just focus on what is coming... and nvr do the same mistake again =)

Always remember u got the "CHOICE". You are allow to make your own CHOICE. Never give any lame Excuses that you Don't Have One!

Hope this entry will help alot & clean up ppl's head =)

Everything is going to be Okie... Clear As The Blue Sky!

Ang3L comic

2008-07-19T00:58:00.003+08:00

One day,
3 little children come to heaven...

The Ang3L: What a lovely kid.
I'll give u a pair of wings so u can bcom little ang3L!

The Ang3L: Another lovely kid.
I'll give u a pair of wings so u can bcom little ang3L!

The Ang3L: Another lovely kid.
I'll give u a pair of wings so u can bcom a BAT! =_="

Anonymous Ch@t

2008-07-07T23:07:00.008+08:00

Incredible Anonymous XD

So are u same like Anonymous??!

Car Lebels

2008-06-29T09:50:00.004+08:00

Familiar with the B@by on board sign right...

Dont bang me bcos my ginna is inside, bang me while my ginna is not =)

After years of same old car labels...

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... here come the "Creative" one... dunno it's for warning ppl or to provoke ppl?

Hei u drive nicely ah... i havent bough my life insurance! Cant Claim ah! Bang me after i buy la!

Don't steal my b@by wife la... not my wife not pretty... but i'm sure it's not ya cup of tea... the sexy babe beside more suit u

hahaha... there is another one which i saw quite sometime. Didnt had the chance to snap the pic. It's something like this...

"I'm SLOW
but
AHEAD of YOU"

lol... dunno what will ah beng feels when he saw that?

T a g g e d by Janice

2008-06-03T18:04:00.003+08:00

1. Do you eat a lot of fast food?
Fast Food like KFC, Md? I wish to but... been vr Fatty lately.

2. Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
Too difficult for me to answer this question... i need to try out wif gal then i tell u next time.

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
HaPpY la... y wanna wake up sad? -.-"

4. Have you ever streaked?
According to Janice "streak" mean: run naked in a public place
so far not yet... i think should b vr challenging to do that.

5. Are you an understanding person?
I'm trying my best to... not everyone's brain works the same way.

6. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Iron ~~Dick~~Man~! Hahaha... watch wif bunch of GFs...

7. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
Last night... ops... forgot to pray >.<"

8. What did you last get upset about?
Upset??! Hmm... upset for bad things happen to friends i guess.

9. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
I'll eat if i saw one.

10. Does it make you happy to get letters in the mail?
hmm... oh ya there is one... my monthly statement from Public Mutual. LoL...

11. What are you looking forward to this summer?
Lets go to Nude Beach... wait wait wait... no nude beach at Sarawak -.-"

12. Who was the last person you ate with?
Parent

13. Do raisins belong in cookies?
Any combination will do... just make sure it's nice =)

14. What’s your screen name?
HaPpY, Wilson... tomato??!? LoL... i dunno la...

15. Walking into a party, what’s the first thing you notice?
Look for ~~Leng Luis~~ I mean... look for fren which i know... going to party alone is boring.

16. Are you currently taking a science class in school?
I'm too old to answer this question. Work edi la...

17. You’ve just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea?
FREE VACATION? Where... Where? Janice is going to give me one izzit?

18. Kiss on the first date?
Must KISS LA... tat's what my Guru(Jui) told me... else u will make ur partner dissapointed. hahahaha...

19. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
huh? Can have both o not? lol...

20. What’s one thing you’ve learned?
Nvr give up on ya Dreams!

21. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
GFs... a trip to Gunung Gardin

22. Would you ever donate blood?
I heard rumors saying tat donate blood will make u fat... izzit true?

23. How many snack machines are in your school?
~~Snake~~ Snack machines?? dun have any last time... dunno now.

24. Have you ever felt replaced?
Too deep the question... lol... replaced by wat? Nothing can replace me la :p

25. Are there deer heads covering any walls in your house?
Come my house to see wat i got on the walls =)

26. Do you believe in karma?
Dunno wat is karma... Karma Sutera i know la... my Guru is pro on tat.

26. Have you ever been asked out?
Yeah... Enjoy going out wif GFs...

27. Are you good at telling jokes?
I'm good at telling Lame Jokes... does tat included? so lame...

28. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
no wo... i got standard feet =)

29. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
不能说的秘密... Jay teach me de la.

30. When ordering sushi, what do you get?
I'm not good in japanese food... maybe Ramen? I always saw Naruto eat ba... hahaha...

31. How many of your friends have seen you naked?
MANY la... they all saw me HALF naked... no one seen me completely naked so far.

32. Do you write in cursive or in print?
dun like to write... Print better...

33. What were you doing at 10 am?
doing business wif 周公

34. Are you different now than you were six months ago?
Of Cause Different! Physically or Mentally also GROW!

35. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Pepsi spilled on my shirt(nipple spot) while i was at KFC few weeks back.

I tag: Ben Ben, cOoL Marcus, Mr Jin Jin, Ngiap, Zhi Siang

Eye Sight Problem??!

2008-05-31T01:13:00.004+08:00

If you know me long enough, u will know i have this eye sight problem. I use to wear spec but some time I'm lazy to put my spec on unless I'm force to. For example... go cinema, in the lecture, driving at nite.

Wearing spec is good... it help u see or focus things more clearly. For some of the guys maybe they need the spec for zooming purpose... zooming gals at cinema, zooming female course mate instead of concentrating on notes project on walls, zoom for police at nite so u can do some "short cut" on the road illegally...

Beside that some dude think that wear spec can make them look handsome! I've come across a lot of guys dun have eye sight problem but they do wear spec too. Reason is they look more handsome plus gentleman :D

The video below... hmm the dude in the video have serious eye sight problem... hope he get his spec soon. LoL...

Gal's brain VS Gay's Guy's brain

2008-05-19T01:57:00.005+08:00

I'm checking my email few days back and found something interesting. I found pic illustrating the gal's and guy's brain, which i think it may offense some ppl. Dun take it so seriously k... just treat it as a joke & life is more relax & HaPpY!

Lady 1st... so i gonna show how the gal's brain works & what they are thinking. If guys which wanna understand gals more here maybe a right time for ya.

Gal's Brain

As a conclusion, we can see tat gals like to GENERATE HEADACHE, love Shoes, and like to Talk which i think it's not a bad things after all if the thing they talk abt doesn't hurt anyone and are informatics. The best part is the tiny little dots which indicate Driving Skills.... and things like shiny things... realization of wants vs needs... I Told U So... i burst into laugh after explore their brain... LoL...

OK here come guy's brain. Guys are much more easier to understand if compare to gal's brain. Lets not talk too many... I here by present u the Ultimate Brain of GUYS!

Guy's Brain

Ops... of cause not all guy's brain are like tat. hahaha... so just be ur self! Chill ppl ^^

Lets take a break...

2008-05-13T22:29:00.002+08:00

Ops... been too busy lately. Spending too much time outside. Sorry 4 not update the blog for a while. U all must b boring to look at the Cute Japanese MM. Nvm...

Just sit back at your massage chair and watch this video

Enjoy

Cute mm @ gym!

2008-04-22T23:51:00.004+08:00

Yo i'm been ~~lazy~~ busy for a while... but while busy, we must not ignore exercise. Exercise is ~~damn~~ important for us. I've been ~~washing eyes~~ jogging at "Taman Sahabat" lately if i got the chance. Since it's vr near with my work place or home. hehehe... Is a nice park at least for me... bcos i really like fishy a lot. Watching them swimming freely in the pond make me feel HaPpY. LoL... i'm a ~~easy satisfied~~ simple person i guess.

Hehehe...

I do go to gym too during my college life. Now i'm too old to go there bcos i cant carry up a 1kg dumbbell. hahahaha...

oh btw, i found 1 funny video which happening in GYM! Sure help u to release lot of stress if it happen to u while u are at GYM!

Enjoy

凌晨三点钟

2008-04-16T03:12:00.004+08:00

Hahaha... familiar with the title? I guess most of u do. It's a great song but i'm not gonna intro abt it. Hahaha... Just that i cant sleep and it's 3am in the morning! I went to bed since 1am but roll up and down on my bed yet cant sleep so i guess i'll come down for a short entry.

Well a lot of things happen this few days. Some of you will notice bcos i got lesser time to update my blog and i seldom on my msn. hehehe... So guys if u want to look for me pls sms/call me or at least leave a msg at my blog =) I do check my blog everyday.

2nite is a hot and quiet nite. As i was trying to sleep... many things come into my mind. Some of them is related to my family, friends and most of all is about my career. Ppl around me, my family and friends.. most of them start to work. Some still studying. I wish all of you Best of Luck. Family, friends, and career... they are all link 2gether like a bond.

I've a DREAM. There is a strong fire in my heart tat one day i will success and make a different to the ~~WORLD~~ person i care. This moment is very important to me... I've to write it down so it will always be remembered and keep my fire on going!

I here by sincerely wish every1 hold firmly onto their Dream. Dun let the dream in ya heart fade off... Life without dreams are like walking zombies without soul.

ALL THE BEST PPL!

Freestyle Dancing

2008-04-13T10:35:00.003+08:00

This entry is specially post to all ppl which have great passion for freestyle dancing! They are cOoL and they are Japanese! I guess Janice sure like this post alot. If u notice at her blog, she always eat sushi, then speak japanese. For example = "HOTTOITE! ano hentai ojiji!!!!!"

ah hahahaha.... so enjoy everyone. It's a Funny Freestyle Dancing btw.

You Make Me Smile Award

2008-03-23T05:25:00.008+08:00

After few month of blogging, I finally receive my very FIRST award! This award is generously given by our Honor of ~~Tan Seri Pertinggi Datuk Ahmad Bin~~ Mr Whisper. LoL.... Let me show u all how the award look like ^^

Special Thanks for the award Mr Whisper and all the reader which visit my blog. I really do appreciate it. It sure boost up my HaPpInEsS while blogging. A msg to all reader, it's good if u all can leave msg at chatterbox or comment on the entry so i can know u better. I'll try my best to update more and post more g00d entries.

To show my Appreciation, here by i attach a BIG ThAnKs to ALL again =)

P/S: HaPpY Easter SuNd@y to Everyone =)

Feeling Sick...

2008-03-20T19:14:00.003+08:00

Lately I'm feeling very weak due to the flu which caught me during CNY till now. Just getting better last week and my cough and sore throat finally is over but i'm still feeling very weak and tired. Hehe... seem like i'm not fully recovered. That's OK bcos i'm fine and still HaPpY. HaHaHa...

Lately i read a lot ppl's blog. Most of them feeling upset due to SPM result, super stress work, face look pale, weak or sick, got cute panda eyes(woei), complicated relationship, lost to ai while playing dota, no need work due to holiday complain boring(whisper), eyes not big enough to strike lightning atk to their spouse, mouth not big enough, boobs not sharp enough, ass not round enough or other tiny little problem u may think off...

Dun feel upset no more~ I've come with solution!

LOL... CHEER & HaPpY ppl!

Today...

2008-03-09T00:31:00.004+08:00

Today is the day ppl went for election, but i'm not going to blog abt them. I'm not sure about next time but at least not this time. It's boring since every blog or media is already talking about it. Although it's boring but i'm not saying it's not important. hahaha...

Pic below are just for fun. The owner pls dun kick my ass on the road when u saw me. LoL... I edit their pic without their permission : x

wow... 2 guy wearing same shirt, even same MASK!?? So ~~GAY~~ nice their relationship... like ~~gay~~ brothers! The leng lui look awesome without their mask. Since it's Halloween so boh bien... need put on mask.

The main character 2day is the guy wearing Zorro Mask! He is main character not bcos i like Zorro cartoon when I'm small... LOL... is bcos he intro me a great song so here i want to share it with everyone =)

Aku Dan Dirimu

Tiba saatnya kita saling bicara
Tentang perasaan yang kian menyiksa
Tentang rindu yang menggebu
Tentang cinta yang tak terungkap

Sudah terlalu lama kita berdiam
Tenggelam dalam gelisah yang tak teredam
Memenuhi mimpi-mimpimu malam kita

Duhai cintaku, sayangku, lepaskanlah
Perasaanmu, rindumu, seluruh cintamu
Dan kini hanya ada aku dan dirimu
Sesaat di keabadian

Jika sang waktu kita hentikan
Dan segala mimpi-mimpi jadi kenyataan
Meleburkan semua batas
Antara kau dan aku, kita

p/s: Any1 which want this mp3 just leave me a comment or msn me =)

TiGeR ShOw~!

2008-03-05T00:31:00.002+08:00

Enjoy the Tiger Show... ops and not forgetting elephant maybe =)

Creative Ad Part 1

2008-03-01T00:00:00.003+08:00

Yo~ Long time no blog... sorry to my loyal fans & reader abt that. Too many things happening this month. Let me see... CNY... My Graduation... and i got serious flu for the pass few weeks, till now i'm not fully recover yet. Ops, stop cutting the crap. I'll try post my graduation pic when i selected them. So for time being, i got few advertisement which i think is funny and creative to share wif u. So Cheers ^^

Can u understand the meaning of the ad? Y they all want to WORK FOR FOOD??! LoL...
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This is basically a Insect Repellent ad. If you r careful enough, you will notice there is a small insect repellent at right bottom side of the pic. So dun use too much insect repellent. Pity the cute animal and plant =)

Kissing & FaTnEsS

2008-01-20T01:08:00.000+08:00

What? Maybe you gonna think is this both related to each other? I whould say… YES! I randomly found this article from Yahoo home page while I’m doing some research on other thing.

So what the hack is Kissing & Fat got to do in tat article. From the article, it says KISS 1min per day can REDUCE FAT! Wow this article sure caught my attention since it got something to do wif ~~KISSING~~ fatness bcos I’m FAT!

I’ll translate the article to English for the ease who can’t understand Chinese.

From the research, kissing can reduce FAT & PAIN

Kiss can stabilize heart beat, prevent high blood pressure, reduce cholesterol and kissing for 20sec for 3 times a day can make your body stay in SHAPE. Beside tat, kissing can strengthen the teeth and reduce BAD teeth. Kiss can make u beautiful also. This is bcos while u kiss, u ~~sexercise~~ exercise the muscle on the cheek thus improve blood circulation and make your face skin smooth like babies. Lastly Kissing will produce some anti pain thingy so next time when your mouth pain just dun stop kissing!

Wow… after read the article, I desperately wanna kiss so to slim down. I better start kissing ~~every gal~~ the mirror in my room. LoL… just joking k, dun take it seriously. I’m not tat psycho. So I guess this is a good news for couple. Kiss MORE and live HaPpiLy EveR AftEr~!

I begin to LoVe Indian SoNg now!

2008-01-13T20:30:00.000+08:00

Watch the movie clip and you will like it =)

OOOOOooooouuuuuAAAAAoooooEEEEEAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA~~~

Have you been HiGh 2day~??

~~~ooooOOOooooOOOoooo~~~

I put pApAyA there~~~

HaPpY BeLaTeD 2008!

2008-01-05T01:32:00.000+08:00

Wow… time really flies. In blink of eyes, I edi finish my study and work for half a year. Hmm… let me sum up wat the good and bad things happen to me the last year.

Good

Really enjoy my final year a lot! Meet so many cOoL fren like classmate…senior… junior… even fren from other course! Really wanna thanks them a lot. Miss the good old days back at college.

Oh and I finish my FYP(Final Year Project) with only 3 person a group which include my self. Usually ppl have 4 up to 6 ppl, some even reach 7 ppl. My grouping by far is the smallest group in history of my course! I dunno about other course. The process of cause mess up a lot especially when every piece of hard work u put into for the 1^st Semester GONE when my Hard ~~Dick~~ Disk gave up on me. At last we finish our FYP wif super power team work and we score quite well. I’m satisfied wif the mark. SONG~!!!
(Not trying to show off, just sharing my HaPpY moment)

Study at college till 4am in the morning. Go home wif my bike without wearing helmet bcos I left my helmet outside then… rain cats and dogs… then my helmet bcom gold fish tank. Speeding my way home at the highway without my helmet. End up I got saman ticket from police. I’m so LuCkY! I count the probability of hooking up wif police is small but… so don’t try this unless u want to receive angpow from police =)

Finish my Finals and Pass All~!

Got my self a JOB wif great BOSS + COLLEAGUE. Enjoy my job a lot. Learn a lot from IT Field to Financial. ~~WTF~~ Thanks God, where to find this kind of job?

Family trip to KK + Penang. Damn, I love travelling. Travelling is great where u can put everything behind and go ENJOY + SHOPPING!

~~Gaythering~~ Gathering wif F.R.I.E.N.D.S! I enjoy them too even it’s just simple gathering for supper or lim teh. I love FOOD a lot. That’s the reason I’ve been so ~~cute~~ chubby lately.

Bad

Lost my bike! Shyt! My dad bought me this bike for me to go college. I lost it in the 3^nd month on the day I receive my 2^nd salary! After receive salary feel SyIoK, then when wanna go home feels… The bike accompanies me from sunny to raining for almost 5 years. I really feel bad abt it. My daddy is vr understanding and he didn’t scold me. That make me feel even bad -.-“

I think that’s end wif the bad stuff. These conclude 2007, so in a nut shell, last year still a great year since only 1 bad incident happen. Thanks god for everything.

I love 2007 but I LoVe 2008 eVeN mOrE! I dunno why I love it so much and get so excited wif New Years. Maybe I just have faith tat New Year will always b a better one if compare wif previous years. It’s like hitting on the reset button or turns into new leaf and start up a new chapter of life. No mater wat bad things we face last year… It doesn’t mater. That’s the pass, we just have to learn from experience and continue wif our adventuring in New Year. Remember… what important is Future… and HaPpInEsS!

Wish every1 out there HaPpY & HeAlThY through out the year!

Damai Trip ^ ^

2007-12-29T00:35:00.000+08:00

Random Pic 1: Nice Damai Scene

As promise, this entry is about the trip i went to last few weeks. Sorry for posting this late as i'm been too ~~lazy~~ busy to blog. I went to Damai with few friends. We have alot of fun time but didnt take much pic :þ

Random Pic 2: Noob try to setup kite -_-"

When we arrive Damai ~~Bitch~~ Beach, as usual we check in 1st so we can place our begs. Then after have a short rest + chit chat in the room, we decide to head toward the beach. I bought few kites for this trip and guess wat... none of them flying in the sky. Maybe i'm just too noob and skillest to play kite. So lame...

Kite flying plan fail, we go for plan b. We throw the kite back in the room and we head to the swimming pool. Oh yeah... i like swimming pool alot if compare to the sea. I dun like salt water and sand end up in my...

Random Pic 3: Yummies~

After dip in the pool for few hours, it's time for dinner... went to the nearest restaurant to have our dinner. We order too much food and we cant finish it. I grew fatter overnite all thanks to this meal. After the dinner, we went back. We are so lucky to meet up with my other fren as they went to damai on the same day! That nite some of my fren is too ~~drunk~~ high, talk + laugh so loud at mid night. hahaha....

Random Pic 4: Life so cOoL~

Time flies... sleep at 4am but wake up at 8.30am bcos my fren sacrifice them self so me this fat pig can go breakfast. hahaha... b4 we took off the place, we went back to the beach to look at the clear blue sky + sea wave. I love the cloud alot =)

Random Pic 5: cOoL fren we meet at damai =)

What is that…??!

2007-12-11T02:31:00.000+08:00

I took this photo few weeks back. Still remember I ate a lot of instant noodle back then? After I ate the noodle, I place my bowl overnight as I’m just too lazy to ~~move my ass to~~ wash it. The next day when I wanna wash it…

Huh what is that in my bowl?!!
It’s a Bees?
No.
It’s a Fish?!?
No.
It’s a CiCaK(Lizard) ~~Man~~!!?!!!

Swt… y is cicak lying at the bottom of my bowl??!? Y cant it choose other place to take a rest? How I dare to use that bowl again??!? Hahaha… look like the bowl is going to end up in the rubbish bin since I wont dare to use it -.-“

Nvm, look on the bright side… Old bowl gone, so I gonna get a NEW replacement. Yeepee… Life still go on ^^

Forget about CiCaK ~~Man~~, I’m going to Damai with friends 2molo. Hopefully I can take some interesting pic to share with every1. Oh not forgetting I got a new hobby lately. I’ll talk more about them in future entry. Hehehe…

Home Alone

2007-12-07T00:46:00.000+08:00

I’m all alone as my parent is having their vacation, so I’m the boss in the house. LoL… Usually ppl will thinks that’s COOL bcos I can do what ever I want and no ppl control over me. Well that’s true for example…

You can eat everything u wanted to without limits. Usually our parent will tell us not to eat this and eat that… this thing is bad for health… Eat less of this, eat less of that… Eat more of this, eat more of that… talking abt food, I’m really hungry now >.<”

You also can do what ever you like. For example: Sleep late… Wake up late… on the home speaker ~~freaking~~ LOUD… Eat in front of TV… Sit in front of Computer for prolong hours (Well I cant avoid that bcos my job require me to :p)

Some of the privacy issue like what my ~~devil~~ mui mui said… You could run ~~naked~~ half naked around the house… Bring ~~hot babe~~ GF home… Ops… dun misunderstand her, she ask me to bring gals home so she can cook for me. Not what u all think okie :p

mee maggie sedap dimakan, cepat dimasak

But sometimes things just not going right. I got screw up this few weeks. LoL… When they are away, I need to take care of the house. This mean I need to handle everything by my self. I need to water the plant as my house got a lot of orchids. Beside that I need to handle the 3 meal all by my self. If I’m lazy to eat outside, I end up eating instant noodle. That’s bad -.-“ My face will turn green now if u ask me to eat Instant Noodle. The weather lately just makes me lazy to go out bcos rain heavily everyday. Yet I need to force my self to go out have my lunch or dinner.

Before Cleaning Up

Beside that, I totally mess up the kitchen. I place my things everywhere. Hahahaha… Shirt… plates… plastic begs is everywhere. My cloth can’t dry for days bcos everyday rain so heavy. Lol… The worst part is the stove. It’s vr dirty! So I spend my last week end cleaning it up. I spend 2 hours in the kitchen. Finally everything back to normal. Hehehe…

After Cleaning Up

This is the reason I’ve been so busy lately so didn’t update my blog for 2 weeks. So my conclusion is, appreciate your parent when they are around. Let them know how important they are. Lastly… I want to tell my parent… I Love you Mum and Dad!

Being HaPpY...

2007-11-28T01:21:00.000+08:00

This post is original from Janice Mui Mui. It is purposely dedicated to me due to launching of my blog. aLL credit goes to her. ^^ You all should visit her blog to see the cutie version bcos it got picture 2gether with the meaningful words.

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May everyone can find HaPpY out in his own mind

Do not think confusedly

The truly HaPpY is to live at the present time

Breathe simple

The truly HaPpY is to find yourself out

Love yourself

Love others as well

Let yourself be shining

Light up the whole universe

I truly hope that everyone can keep HaPpY

I want HaPpY for good

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The sentences above are short but meaningful. I really mean it. I like it since the 1^st time I read it. So hope everyone out there do read it once and remembered it always =) It is simple right?

Life just too short to be unHaPpY.

Hope this bear bear cheer up your day ^^

Correct WAYS to…

2007-11-22T01:28:00.000+08:00

I drink a lot of water lately as teacher always told us to do so else we will get sick. So I did, end up need to run toilet more often. That’s not the main point. It is something which caught my attention when I use the toilet in one of the coffee shop. I hope no one is waiting for their turn to use the toilet as I laugh ALONE in the toilet.

People will start to think…

What the ~~FUCK~~ wrong with this guy ?!!?

What is he doing inside…

OMG, got a ~~GAY Freak~~ psycho inside the toilet.

Toilet Sign for everyone ^^

Here comes the image. I don’t think it is new for u all bcos I’ve see such kind of image somewhere which I cant recall and I didn’t go study it. Maybe the toilet I went just too boring and make me wanna look around to search for something interesting.

The correct ways to shit + pee! Must Learn! -.-“

I only post the gals part not bcos I’m pervert but the guy’s part got badly torn apart so no offence to jie jie, mei mei and po po, auntie auntie… The reason this pic was post is bcos too many ppl dunno how to shit + pee properly. Make ppl’s life hard only, have to clean up ur mess.

For ppl which dunno the proper ways to shit + pee, please kindly refer to the guide b4 u carry on with your business. Aim Well Before Shoot! For those which cant “AIM” well… please go fix your gun, adjust your gun alignment, or maybe get a replacement gun, or maybe… I dunno… only u knows how to fix your own gun. So no matter what way u use, just get it right. Even dog can aim correctly so y not u ^^”

Wow how I wish toilet in kch is like that =)

So pee properly… Pee like a TRUE MAN. LoL…

THANK You

2007-11-19T17:45:00.000+08:00

Special thanks to all ppl…

People which visit my blog even my blog have no entry!!??!

People which make everything happen, from empty to something…

Thanks to:

Jojo koko

Zhi Siang koko

Ben Ben koko

Janice mui mui…

Etc…

And of cause too many ppl so I can’t list out all here. Oh almost forgot to thanks a VIP! Which is my family. The reason i got this blog so soon is bcos of a family talk during my vacation trip at Penang. Actually is my sis ask me abt how to blog, then while showing her some basic step to create a blog, i actually create my own blog jor. LoL... We discuss abt how to blog, what to write, and the most headache one is what we want to name our blog! Finally we come out with our own name. My sis and bro have something in common for our blog name. I'll add their link next time.

These ppl are the person which inspire me to blog. Their blog is awesome. Everytime when I drop by their blog, there are too many interesting entry which make me got addicted and just cant stop viewing them. Through their blog I can know what their current stat is. What I like most is when they share something funny or HaPpY moment that could cheer ppl up. This is what I like the most and I wanna do the same for my reader. LoL…

I’m still a NOOB in blogging so hope any blog koko and mei mei out there can give me some comment and advice to make it better. I’ll really appreciate it.