Life

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God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
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God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man ...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????

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P/s : Just a Joke =)

Pasta Day

some of the important ingredient =)

It has been almost a month since i last blog. What to do... everyday reach home after work is already 10.30pm Lazyness own my ass. Sorry for all the reader which always come back for my blog and end up for disappointment. Sorry & Thank You =)

Okie... This month is my home alone period again. So i need to do everything my self like washing the cloth, keep the house clean, watering the plant, cooking for my self~~~ I keep the house so clean and tidy that I shy to invite mm to my house. LoL...

Wait wait... so i mention about COOKING! Yeah parent not around so i just cant eat maggie mee for the whole month again like last year so I decide to cook pasta which is something easier for rookies like me. I did search over the net for simple pasta recipe but the easier way still invite the pro chef over to my house and do the live demo. I can learn much more easier tat way =)

Okie lai let me show u some random pic of the process =)

Introducing the chef of the nite
Chef: lai pour in some milk to cook the sauce.


Chef: mai let me show u my 2 handed skill.
cook both Fusilli and sauce 2gether.


Chef: add some raw sausage & mushroom into the sauce, can add capsicum will be better!


Chef: add some cheese slice according to ya taste.


Chef: okie now pour the sauce into the Fucilli and is ready to eat.


Yuuuuummiliciouuuus!

哪些星座男生，女生越兇他越愛？

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第五名：雙魚座
雙魚座的男生個性比想像中還要理性而且很務實，如果女生個性有主見會讓雙魚男很有安全感，更重要的是他有自信可以用柔情似水的手段征服女生。


第四名：天蠍座
天蠍男知道自己有人性的弱點，因為通常都是他教訓別人多一點，所以當他犯錯的時候就希望能有一個人出來指責他，所以女生對天蠍男越兇，天蠍男反而更佩服！


第三名：水瓶座
水瓶座男生很懂得如何「置身事外」，當女生在罵他的時候，非但不會生氣而且還可以站在第三者的角度來看事情，女生越是罵得兇，水瓶男越覺得可愛！


第二名：處女座
處女座的男生個性溫柔而且不喜歡別人對他太好，女生越是讓他應付不來，處女男反而會非常的忠誠，簡單來說處女座有一點潛藏的被虐待狂傾向！


第一名：雙子座
其實雙子座還滿欣賞有個性的女生而且他包容度很大，只要對方是他喜歡的女生即使女方個性再潑辣，他也能用欣賞的角度去看待。

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Male Horoscope which love GANAS Fierce MM!

No 5 : Pisces

No 4 : Scorpio

No 3 : Aquarius

No 2 : Virgo

No 1 : Gemini

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Random horoscope article i found on the net! At first was Laughing So Loud at Jojo bcos his star was listed as Top 4...

but...

wtf, i'm Top 2!

Which MM dare GANAS 兇 Me i 翻脸 wif u! WARNING to all MMs! LoL~~~