Life

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God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
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God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man ...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????

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P/s : Just a Joke =)

What is that…??!

I took this photo few weeks back. Still remember I ate a lot of instant noodle back then? After I ate the noodle, I place my bowl overnight as I’m just too lazy to move my ass to wash it. The next day when I wanna wash it…

Huh what is that in my bowl?!!
It’s a Bees?
No.
It’s a Fish?!?
No.
It’s a CiCaK(Lizard) Man!!?!!!

Swt… y is cicak lying at the bottom of my bowl??!? Y cant it choose other place to take a rest? How I dare to use that bowl again??!? Hahaha… look like the bowl is going to end up in the rubbish bin since I wont dare to use it -.-“

Nvm, look on the bright side… Old bowl gone, so I gonna get a NEW replacement. Yeepee… Life still go on ^^

Forget about CiCaK Man, I’m going to Damai with friends 2molo. Hopefully I can take some interesting pic to share with every1. Oh not forgetting I got a new hobby lately. I’ll talk more about them in future entry. Hehehe…

Home Alone

I’m all alone as my parent is having their vacation, so I’m the boss in the house. LoL… Usually ppl will thinks that’s COOL bcos I can do what ever I want and no ppl control over me. Well that’s true for example…

You can eat everything u wanted to without limits. Usually our parent will tell us not to eat this and eat that… this thing is bad for health… Eat less of this, eat less of that… Eat more of this, eat more of that… talking abt food, I’m really hungry now >.<”

You also can do what ever you like. For example: Sleep late… Wake up late… on the home speaker freaking LOUD… Eat in front of TV… Sit in front of Computer for prolong hours (Well I cant avoid that bcos my job require me to :p)

Some of the privacy issue like what my devil mui mui said… You could run naked half naked around the house… Bring hot babe GF home… Ops… dun misunderstand her, she ask me to bring gals home so she can cook for me. Not what u all think okie :p

mee maggie sedap dimakan, cepat dimasak

But sometimes things just not going right. I got screw up this few weeks. LoL… When they are away, I need to take care of the house. This mean I need to handle everything by my self. I need to water the plant as my house got a lot of orchids. Beside that I need to handle the 3 meal all by my self. If I’m lazy to eat outside, I end up eating instant noodle. That’s bad -.-“ My face will turn green now if u ask me to eat Instant Noodle. The weather lately just makes me lazy to go out bcos rain heavily everyday. Yet I need to force my self to go out have my lunch or dinner.

Before Cleaning Up

Beside that, I totally mess up the kitchen. I place my things everywhere. Hahahaha… Shirt… plates… plastic begs is everywhere. My cloth can’t dry for days bcos everyday rain so heavy. Lol… The worst part is the stove. It’s vr dirty! So I spend my last week end cleaning it up. I spend 2 hours in the kitchen. Finally everything back to normal. Hehehe…

After Cleaning Up

This is the reason I’ve been so busy lately so didn’t update my blog for 2 weeks. So my conclusion is, appreciate your parent when they are around. Let them know how important they are. Lastly… I want to tell my parent… I Love you Mum and Dad!