Sunday, May 24, 2009

New Services!

STRESS from Economy Crisis!!?

STRESS from Work!!?

STRESS from Parent!!?

STRESS from Studies?!!

STRESS from ... etc...

Life is full of STRESS!

Let me help you! STRESS Free!

Here by I'm offering you my professional service to help u all release stress.



花钱求打 (Pay To Beg For Beating)

Wow nice, from the newspaper, it says get beating is a awesome way to release stress! A lot of ppl at China goes for this kind of method to release stress!

So anyone wanna pay me to beat u? LoL

Monday, May 11, 2009

Love Story meets VIVA LA VIDA !!!

You Know...

Love Story by Taylor Swift


You Also Know...

Viva La Vida by Coldplay


* ~ * ~ * ~ *

Now What Happen When...


Love Story meets Viva La Vida !!??!



Damn Superb Awesome!

p/s: Thx Siang for intro such a SHEP song!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Virus Attack!

Have u notice that lately that alot of user's pc got attack by virus?

Especially msn users and the result of it, they randomly send Porno Ads to everyone in their msn contact list. Not only msn okie, friendster too!

I got prove. Let me proudly show u. Wah hahaha...


#1. See what comment did the mm send me!!!
*Drooling*


#2. Msn Span


#3. Msn spam


#4. Msn spam

Wait wait... after viewing 3 msn screenshot, u all must be starting to get curious abt that Chong dude. No la, that Chong dude not Jojo! Sure not him one, He is Johnny... not Johny. Although he is vr hiao, dl all sort of blue blue stuff but he is smart enough not to get his ass kick by the virus.

I got prove he is hiao k. No simply say one. He proudly announce him self hiao in his blog. He also taken pervert quiz in facebook and proven he damn hiao. Congratulation Jojo!

The virus which attack this Chong dude vr keng ler. Spam 5 or maybe MORE Porno Related advertisment in 15min.

Man, that's turning ppl Sexcited! *Drool* Annoying!

Okie, so how to avoid ur comp from virus?
  1. Install & Update your anti virus.

  2. Do not go to blue blue & yellow yellow site!
    If u insist, pls do get consult from Jojo Pro. He will teach u how to entertain without getting ur ass kick by virus!

  3. Avoid clicking random link your friends send u through mail, msn, Social Networks, etc...
    Eg. Click me to see me get naked!
    Eg. Hei, this is my latest picture. Accept my files!
    Eg. I'm horny.
    Etc...
The above 3 tips should be enough to get u out of trouble. I know its simple, but ppl still get conned! -_-"

Okey but sometime is really not your fault to be blame, bcos u are sharing your comp with few users. So dun feel bad for your self k. hahaha...

My PC got virus and what should I do??!
Dun worry, just reformat it. Ask your friend or servicing center to format your pc.

If u dont trust your friend's or cervicing center's skill. You can always count on me! Just give me a email or drop msg at my chatterbox. I'll respond to u asap.

Oh last thing, pls do let your friend know if anything suspicious like virus attack happen. Most of the time your friend wont know his / her msn is spamming Ads to other contact. That's not busybody but u are just trying to help. hahaha...